Dear Wonderful and Lovely Subscribers,
I want to apologize in advanced for flooding your inbox today with posts. I’m an aspiring professional-journalist and have decided my blog needs a place where potential employers can find my best work. So today, I’ll be posting five to seven different posts with the title starting “Portfolio:” I’m sorry for any inconvenience this one-time flooding of your inbox causes you. This just could prove vital to my professional success later on in life, and I believe there’s never a good time to bother your readers, so I’m going to do so as quickly as possible. Sorry for the inconvenience, but thank you for your continued reading :).